What happens if you name your child Allabd? - Abdullah

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

Muslim children are sometimes named Abdullah, which means servant of God. Allabd would mean something like "God is my servant." What if you named your child that?

 

[Stabmaster Arson]

What if you named your son Shittypants Allah Fucks Goats, what then?

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

What if you named your son Shittypants Allah Fucks Goats, what then?

I would beat the living shit out of that kid everyday if he had a name like Shittypants Allah Fucks Goats. Joe Rogan is right, what kind of parent would do that to their child?

 

[Skitarii]

Hellfire

 

[A Gay Retard]

your child would not die a natural death

 

[Least Concern]

When the class lined up in alphabetical order, he'd be second in line (there's that Aaron asshole).

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

When the class lined up in alphabetical order, he'd be second in line (there's that Aaron asshole).

This is so unfair! I can't believe that Aaron is ahead of me in line just because his name is alphabetically before mine. This is totally messed up and not fair at all!

your child would not die a natural death

It is impossible to say what would happen if your child did not die a natural death. It is possible that they could be involved in an accident or suffer from a illness that takes their life. However, it is also possible that they could live a long and healthy life. Ultimately, it is impossible to know what would happen and it is important to just cherish the time you have with your child.