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WHAT I ATE TODAY!!!! 10/6/2019 - in which Amber vague-whines about getting bad news, NOT related to Norma Jean. NO ASSUMPTIONS!
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GTFO with that thumbnail. It looks like pure vomit.
0:22 “I probably look worse than I ever have.” Nope. You always look like a fat, jaundiced piece of shit who has no idea what hygiene actually is. Same as ever.
0:40 Admitting she hasn’t been uploading because ‘she’s going through a lot of things and doesn’t want to talk about it.’ Same shit excuses she’s been using forever. Her feelz are hurt. As opposed to the feelings she got from Optavia that sat in the kitchen forever untouched.
0:55 More allusions towards 2 real bad things that’ve happened, but gorl won’t give any details. The fuck am I doing watching this shit if there’s no tea to be spilled?
1:00 Clarifies it has nothing to do with Becky’s family. Like we can believe her.
1:10 So she’s going to give us a video she filmed ‘yesterday’ of what she ate.
1:50 She needs breaks for her MENTAL. Gah.
Fuck it.
THE FOOD.
Fried dumplings: she goes on about how they don’t look fried to her, but whatever. WHAT? The fry marks form the pan are evident on them. Amber’s the gorl who ‘fries’ things in a pan with water because she’s afraid of the 10.5 extra calories she’d get from using oil. Bitch. It doesn’t have to be coated in beer batter to be fried, you uneducated cow!
Sauce: she has no idea what it is. It appears to be ponzu with green onion in it.
Moving on, she’s eating in her room because she’s sad and shit because of the stuff she won’t talk about.
Foodgasm time. Fucking heffalump can damned near shove an entire dumpling into her mouth. Ugh.
Because 6 huge dumplings aren’t enough, she’s also got Singapore rice noodles. It came with a side of white rice. And yes, it’s the full quart serving, not a pint. She professes she takes out all the chicken and all the BEEF SITUATIONS
(dc4l.exe reboot in progress)
Sorry, I lost it with that fucking word.
Professes it tastes a little curry. Except it’s not curry. Our food expert has no fucking clue what curry is.
Twinkie Star is staring like a starved sausage. DENIED.
Now the grossness of shoving food in her face.
Talks about the Nicocado video where he ate like her, and how she was contacted by him. Spills that she listed off all the unhealthy foods she ate so he could make his plagiarism video.
Now she blathers about watching AHS and how she loves it blah blah blah while chugging a Sprite Zero.
NEXT MEAL:
Cheerios (the ‘mixed with oats’ variety) and some sad looking grapes. Don’t call it a meal, Amber. Call it what it truly is - a snack.
Professes she didn’t finish her rice noodles, but inhaled all her dumplings.
Says white grapes taste like cotton candy. Yes, her fucking tastebuds are dead. Very, very dead. Professes that freezing white grapes makes them taste like candy. I can’t even deal with her ass.
Also said she finished the cereal with all the milk, but didn’t finish her grapes. And says that’s the only food she had all day. BULLSHIT.
COMMENT OF THE DAY:
From ‘Being friends with my ex….’
It’s a reply.
“@Selena Smith ifs how sad and pathetic do you have to be to reply to EVERY comment?? We get it, you live up big Al’s fupa. But this is a public platform, she uploads, she leaves the comments on, it’s how she makes money (she literally can’t do anything else). People an and will comment their opinions on her trash content. If that offends you, go bury yourself under her shelf-ass and cry.”
I am personally grinning and sniggering like an immature asshole.
Amber’s response: Since this is a response to someone else, I’m not going to read those because they’re not directed at me.
BULLSHIT. You read this and don’t want to read it and respond! Fuck you!!
New comment.
“Have you considered losing some weight?”
Laaaaame.
Amber’s response: That is a silly question.
Decides that it isn’t silly if people are new to her channel. Professes her highest weight is 572.4lbs. Blathers on about her stupid journey of failure.
Shadiness that she likely didn’t intend - professes she’s been depressed after her last heartbreak (Destiny) and the fact that she’s depressed is why she’s gotten to 572.4. Fuck you, Becky. Fuck you. LOL
Professes she’s weighed in yesterday but didn’t film it. Says she lost 8-10 pounds since her last weigh in. Gives no numbers. Because fuck you.
0:40 Admitting she hasn’t been uploading because ‘she’s going through a lot of things and doesn’t want to talk about it.’ Same shit excuses she’s been using forever. Her feelz are hurt. As opposed to the feelings she got from Optavia that sat in the kitchen forever untouched.
0:55 More allusions towards 2 real bad things that’ve happened, but gorl won’t give any details. The fuck am I doing watching this shit if there’s no tea to be spilled?
1:00 Clarifies it has nothing to do with Becky’s family. Like we can believe her.
1:10 So she’s going to give us a video she filmed ‘yesterday’ of what she ate.
1:50 She needs breaks for her MENTAL. Gah.
Fuck it.
THE FOOD.
Fried dumplings: she goes on about how they don’t look fried to her, but whatever. WHAT? The fry marks form the pan are evident on them. Amber’s the gorl who ‘fries’ things in a pan with water because she’s afraid of the 10.5 extra calories she’d get from using oil. Bitch. It doesn’t have to be coated in beer batter to be fried, you uneducated cow!
Sauce: she has no idea what it is. It appears to be ponzu with green onion in it.
Moving on, she’s eating in her room because she’s sad and shit because of the stuff she won’t talk about.
Foodgasm time. Fucking heffalump can damned near shove an entire dumpling into her mouth. Ugh.
Because 6 huge dumplings aren’t enough, she’s also got Singapore rice noodles. It came with a side of white rice. And yes, it’s the full quart serving, not a pint. She professes she takes out all the chicken and all the BEEF SITUATIONS
(dc4l.exe reboot in progress)
Sorry, I lost it with that fucking word.
Professes it tastes a little curry. Except it’s not curry. Our food expert has no fucking clue what curry is.
Twinkie Star is staring like a starved sausage. DENIED.
Now the grossness of shoving food in her face.
Talks about the Nicocado video where he ate like her, and how she was contacted by him. Spills that she listed off all the unhealthy foods she ate so he could make his plagiarism video.
Now she blathers about watching AHS and how she loves it blah blah blah while chugging a Sprite Zero.
NEXT MEAL:
Cheerios (the ‘mixed with oats’ variety) and some sad looking grapes. Don’t call it a meal, Amber. Call it what it truly is - a snack.
Professes she didn’t finish her rice noodles, but inhaled all her dumplings.
Says white grapes taste like cotton candy. Yes, her fucking tastebuds are dead. Very, very dead. Professes that freezing white grapes makes them taste like candy. I can’t even deal with her ass.
Also said she finished the cereal with all the milk, but didn’t finish her grapes. And says that’s the only food she had all day. BULLSHIT.
COMMENT OF THE DAY:
From ‘Being friends with my ex….’
It’s a reply.
“@Selena Smith ifs how sad and pathetic do you have to be to reply to EVERY comment?? We get it, you live up big Al’s fupa. But this is a public platform, she uploads, she leaves the comments on, it’s how she makes money (she literally can’t do anything else). People an and will comment their opinions on her trash content. If that offends you, go bury yourself under her shelf-ass and cry.”
I am personally grinning and sniggering like an immature asshole.
Amber’s response: Since this is a response to someone else, I’m not going to read those because they’re not directed at me.
BULLSHIT. You read this and don’t want to read it and respond! Fuck you!!
New comment.
“Have you considered losing some weight?”
Laaaaame.
Amber’s response: That is a silly question.
Decides that it isn’t silly if people are new to her channel. Professes her highest weight is 572.4lbs. Blathers on about her stupid journey of failure.
Shadiness that she likely didn’t intend - professes she’s been depressed after her last heartbreak (Destiny) and the fact that she’s depressed is why she’s gotten to 572.4. Fuck you, Becky. Fuck you. LOL
Professes she’s weighed in yesterday but didn’t film it. Says she lost 8-10 pounds since her last weigh in. Gives no numbers. Because fuck you.
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To answer the question for those that don't want to watch her video: Everything
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She was JUST fine last night with Becky, Destiny and Dana on snapchat so what “two things” happened since then that’s SO bad she has to fish for sympathy but not tell us? Did her local pizza shop shut down?? Did destiny finally tell her to fuck off?? Did beckys mum have a relapse??
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A picture is worth a thousand words
For me it says "Am I making you mad with this thumbnail, haters?"
She doesn't choose her thumbnails btw
Our gorl went as far as to do her eyebrows when Destiny came to visit
Well, they're not done in this one, so this video is either another old ass one from back before Destiny moved to KT or it was during the time Dana & Destiny had to leave Amber's house early because "some family issues came up"
Edit: She straight up says that she gets her mind off bad things by eating, she's officially mentally ill (I don't recall her saying that she does this before)
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It seems like the phrase "so freaking good" is the new "situation". 
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"I got some very bad news today, but I don't want to talk about it. It's the worst news I've ever recieved but don't ask me about it. I don't ever wanna talk about it, but it's so bad you guise. It's not about Becky's family DON'T SPECULATE. I've been crying all day but le's not talk about that. "
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I would comment on this video, but I’m going through something horrible right now. Please don’t ask about it I don’t want to talk about it. I’m just going to read the other comments, because I got some really bad news. Please don’t assume anything. I’m crying right now & feel mentally drained, but please don’t mention it to me, because I don’t want to talk about it.
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How is it possible that there are still people who care about her? Like, at all?
It's mindboggling.
It's mindboggling.
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I won't talk about it, but let me mention it at least 4 fucking times in the first 2 minutes of the video and leave that split second of me looking like I'm about to have a fucking breakdown
I think I found a new reason to hate on Amber
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Why the fuck would you order chicken and pork if you’re not going to eat it?
We all know she ate it after she turned the camera off.
We all know she ate it after she turned the camera off.
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If she really was that upset, wouldn't she... oh, I don't know... not film herself with a giant shit-eating grin while shoveling dumpleeeeens into her mouth? Pure speculation here.
"i actually do not eat the pork or the chicken out of it, because that's just... my little opinion here.... is that i don't like it too much".
i'm fucking triggered
i'm fucking triggered
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There are many cases of people alike with a shitty personality that still somehow have some people who care about her
Why? Don't know. But one thing I know is that the sort of people who support/care about shitty people like Amber are no better themselves, or are even worse, that much I can say
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I gOt BaD nEWs I dON't WaNna TAlk AbOuT It
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It's funny because it's true! - Trudy Wiegel
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I don't think Trollynn's audacity has been this high, ever. Definitely a record breaker video! The comment of the day response was perfect. Losing weight is always a silly question. She's still tryeeeen guizeee.
I think it's official. We have finally slid into shameless feeder porn territory, dem layygs are one step closer gorls
Edit: the bad news? The doctor called and let her in on a fresh diagnosis -
F A T
Edit: the bad news? The doctor called and let her in on a fresh diagnosis -
F A T
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"What I ate today" everything. Gorl you can go a month without food and still not starve. She should do a video of what Becky eats in a day since Becky is losing weight. Nvm I remember this ain't a weight loss channel anymore boo boo.
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