What I like about myself/what I hate about myself thread - Time for some self-reflection

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What I like about myself:
  • I can do useful things like cooking, cleaning, small repairs etc.
  • I’m helpful
  • I am good at maintaining my weight
  • I can make some really good meatballs
  • I can play piano and sing at the same time
  • I have really good attendance at school
What I don’t like about myself
  • I can be very indolent
  • My communication skills still need more work (sometimes I won’t get hints of what someone wants me to do unless they tell me directly)
  • I’m bad at understanding sarcasm
  • I’m on my phone too much
  • I eat too many sweets and not enough vegetables
  • I procrastinate too often
 
What I like about myself:
  • I always manage to benefit from biting off more than I can chew.
  • I get proactive when I run into problems rather than freezing up.
  • I've got some great eyes.
  • I'm good at faking confidence when it counts.
  • I can swim really well.
  • My resume is awesome.

What I don’t like about myself

  • I have a mean streak that comes out if I'm not careful.
  • I talk about myself too much if I'm not careful.
  • In relaxed social situations, I come off as way too shy/serious.
  • I have a bad social media addiction.
  • I procrastinate a lot and beat myself up over it.
  • My body handles stress poorly.
 
What I like about myself:
  • I'm able to write competently and express myself well in letters
  • I'm generally agreeable and don't make people hate me
  • Reasonably self aware
  • Decent enough at guitar to get beyond being that douche that just plays it to get laid. Screw Wonderwall, here's Going to California!
What I don’t like about myself
  • Prone to anxiety and depression
  • Prone to addiction
  • Lazy in regards to self-driven learning and personal projects
  • Socially awkward which leads to difficulty starting conversations and making friends
  • Mistakes in educational spending limit my potential future
 
What I like about myself:

What I don’t like about myself

Everything, but the highlights are:

- I'm ugly, almost deformed
- I'm don't have social skills, and I really meant that. I went through school without friends for example
- I'm basically a lolcow, but nobody will dox me because I've never uploaded personal information on the interwebs
- I'm really stupid and I always had bad grades at school
- No talent
- Not even good at games
 
What I like about myself:
-My sharp intellect
-My rugged good looks
-My chiselled physique
-My monster dong
-My career of banging my way into the wills of rich old people on death’s door

What I hate about myself:
-My involuntary humility; I always tend to underemphasize my positive attributes
-The fact that I’m a pathological liar except when talking about my dong and career
 
Like:

-I genuinely either make due or adapt in most any situation, can win over most people if they simply give me a chance. Always a really interesting trait to have.

-I do not stop until I get what I want. Be it what I need in the people I'm around, owning or finding a thing, recreating a thing, etc.... somehow I just never quit and eventually I do get it. I don't think it's never not happened, even if it might not have originally been in the form I originally thought.
Quite a lesson about perseverance.

Dislike:

-I get way too invested/passionate in things that can lead into some paranoia-fueled worry that have (a lot of times) made things worse.
I am at least working on this.

-Especially online, a lot of how I write can be misconstrued to sound very mean spirited/entitled even if I don't mean it or wasn't even close to my original intent.
 
Hates
  • None of my talents have yet to garner any real-world application
  • I give up very easily, and yet wonder why I think my existence is pointless
  • Modest and self-deprecating to a fault
  • Cannot talk to strangers unless forced, this is slowly including friends as well
  • Probably addicted to depression
  • Airing my grievances on a literal Russian Psy-Op tranny killing Message Board
 
Likes:
  • Good with mechanical stuff and could probably do major repairs on cars and truck with the right tools and time.
  • I'm so funny I make myself crack up.
  • Big dick. Nickname in HS was "The Manaconda".
  • Am secure enough with myself to take a joke... most of the time
  • I am proud of my progress in the gym
  • Pretty talented artist, need to do more with it though.
  • Going gray so I'll be a silver fox before 40.
  • Birds love me and I them.
  • Cats too but I'm allergic.
  • Dogs even but I've been #MeToo'd too many times with a nose in the crotch.
  • Shit I'm the Beastmaster.
  • Good with money.
Dislikes:
  • Have trouble with small parts and screw and my hands shake a bit so I get really frustrated at time. Also fuck silicone gasket maker.
  • I get mad really easily, especially at work. Like nigga calm down.
  • I cannot tan. This is as dark as I get thanks to bad lighting.
  • I have not crippled enough women ( or men, or troons) with my dick.
  • I have a tendency to forget what I'm doing in the middle of doing it so my focus kinda sucks. It's like ADD or somethin'.
  • Cannot get rid of this spare tire but fuck if I don't love food.
  • I have some commitment issues.
  • Overconfident to a fault and wind up in over my head or sick as fuck trying to prove a point.
  • Workaholic.
 
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