What if all the Jeets suddenly disappear tomorrow?

[Alex Hogendorp]

What would this mean?

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

The world would collectively take a big deep breath and say "thank you Krishna"

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

a lot of resources would be freed up and a lot of pollution would be reduced, but it would also massively impact the global economy and a lot of restructuring would have to be done very quickly, esp with stuff like pharmaceuticals and scamming baby boomers out of their money

surrounding countries would make different claims to different parts of the country after like a month of the indians not coming back in the event it somehow didn't trigger an apocalypse from a bunch of iranians getting their hands on the poo nukes

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Your Uber Eats order would probably be late.

 

[Willie B. Hardigan]

"We want our utopia now." - Sinclair Lewis

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[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

We could strip it of its resources, then turn the place into an even bigger trash dump than it already is.

 

[Xev]

You'd have no tech support. So basically nothing would change.

 

[Jarl Varg]

You'd have no tech support. So basically nothing would change.

Yep. No more "Saar, have you tried rebooting the system?"

 

[Rozzy]

Scam calls about Vindows whyruses would cease.

 

[SpotOnTheWall]

Their smell would still persist for years.

 

[Sqwe-wi_Farmer]

No words could even describe the paradise that would be left behind. It'd be like "left behind" except society would actually improve greatly. Gas stations and fast food joints would have no workers for like a day. The phone at my office wouldn't ring every hour with another retarded scam from some broken English faggot pinjob

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

a long period of utter bliss and immense relief for your nasal cavity

 

[We Are The Witches]

JavaScript would recover some lost respect.