What If ALR were president?

[wilderbeans]

What if we wrote Amber in on a write in, in some parallel universe?

I know Becky would decorate the White House for Xmas in a 90s cartoon theme.

Twinkie would be pooping in the rose garden.

They’d need a new chair in the Oval Office!


What would her policies be?

Who would be in her cabinet?

How long would she last?

What’s her foreign policy?

Trade policy?

Lots of funny things to think about. This is my first thread i ever put up, ifs it’s stupid I will take it down. But I think it would be fun to imagine.

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

i want amberlynn to sit on my face after taking an enema

 

[Flapjack]

Fat

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Security: “Madam President, wake up! We just got word that North Korea is nuking China!”
Amber: “Um, it’s like only 12pm. Can you like come back in a few hours? And tell the cook to bring me some egg whites and turkey sausage at 2. Thanks.”

 

[Smug Chuckler]

CNN would be whining about her eating 200 scoops.

 

[Papaya23]

in a controversial move, she appoints Already Cooked Bacon to the Supreme Court

 

[Xolanite]

White House dinners would be Cheesecake Factory orange chicken.

Density would be a top White House staffer.

The White House would stick worse than Versailles.

She’d weigh more than William Howard Taft.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Let’s be real here, if Al had the presidential perks, this is what she’d do:

• Untold amounts of shopping for actual designer handbags (due to massive salary increase)
• Get her hair, nails, and makeup professionally done every day
• Take every chance she can to use Air Force One to take lavish vacations to places like Bora Bora (assuming she’s healthy enough to fly)
• Get into slap fights with foreign leaders and make a bunch of passive aggressive posts on social media
• Do sit down vlogs for presidential addresses
• Fall for obvious scams and put the nation at risk because of it
• Endorse every big brand such as Google, Amazon, YouTube, and Apple while destroying small businesses in the process because she is peak consumer
• Hound the White House chef to bring her food at all hours of the day (because fat)