What if Chris picked a peck of pickled peppers, a peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? - If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

[José Mourinho]

Discuss.

 

[The Cunting Death]

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[Wowcoolusername]

Chris would pick a peck of pickled peppers, but NEVER a peck of peppered pickles. Thats just gay.

 

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[TV's Adam West]

He wouldn't as they're pickled. True autists would know this, poser.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

If something with the mass of Chris' body (so a grand number of pounds) were compressed into a singularity, how wide would the event horizon around said singularity be?

 

[Knight of the Rope]

penis

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

If Chris were to pick a peck of pickled peppers, at what rate of speed at his picking of pecking pickled peppers would be picked per hour?
I have sat up at night, pondering this inquiry, while having 15 cups of coffee.

At the rate of pickle pepper peck picking, I would surmise the answer be 5.

 

[Fireman Sam]

1. How much wood would a CHRIS CHANDLER chuck if a Chandler could chuck wood?
   He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood
   As a Chandler would if a Chandler could chuck sneed