What if Chris shares a cell with Nick Bate in prison?

[José Mourinho]

What if Chris is sentenced to prison and shares the same cell as Nick Bate? How much would they get along? Will there be tons of fecal matter? Will Crystal finally escape from the Dark Mirror? Discuss.

 

[Blue Screen of Death]

They'll fight to the death.

 

[Un Platano]

I think they could get along fine. Nick likes children and Chris likes geriatrics so there's no need for them to butt heads. They also like living in feces, and since Chris won't be allowed to have a cat in prison, Nick's will have to do.

 

[Clownery]

Im sure they’ll have a lot of fun talking about which pokemon they’d like to fuck

 

[Medulseur]

An autism singularity that could destroy the world. Or they cover each other in poop.

 

[RurkerHivemind]

It will be like Drake and Josh. But in prison.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

They will escape prison, run to the TranRanch and start the Legion of Troon to hunt down everyone who misgendered Chris just because he raped his elderly mother.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

They will merge and become the gigasped. The sheer force of their combined autism will split the world in two. Repent for the end is neigh.

 

[Pruto]

So many shitstains...

 

[Solid Snek]

The prophecy is fulfilled.

 

[grapeshark77]

Put a camera in there, 24/7, with special guests. The greatest show on TV,