What if every lawlcow was put on an Ark?

[mister meaner]

what would happen?

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Is Null acting as Noah on this ark? The lolcows will have to be cordoned off into individual pens like chinese fight fish or they'd destroy each other.

 

[Thumb Butler]

It would sink if the deathfats were not equally divided by mass.

 

[Moths]

Execute every one but two, its not fair to the rest if the animals

 

[King Fructose]

It would sink if the deathfats were not equally divided by mass.

I read that as “stink” at first but that also works

 

[Amphotericin B]

Noah would do the right thing and steer the fucker into an iceberg.

 

[Lockbean Raisin]

it wouldn't have flooded since God will smite the Ark as a sacrifice instead

 

[Book Thief]

Unlike the tale of Noah's Ark where the goal was to preserve the animals in question, "Null's Ark" would result in an extinction of the lolcow species, since most of them are incapable of breeding, and the few that are aren't suiting to parenting.

 

[Dysnomia]

Will it have dilation stations for the trannies?

 

[mister meaner]

Will it have dilation stations for the trannies?

The dilation station is Null's cock

 

[Just A Butt]

i bet they couldn't even tame a dodo bird

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Like Noah's ark? The ark from Sonic? or The ark of the Covenant?