What if everyone was a sperg?

[nacklstheplatypus]

I remember reading a Tumblr post where someone said that even though vaccines don't cause autism, even if it did than they would welcome the idea of a world where everyone had autism.

In a way I'm somewhat curious as to what that would be like. I don't really want to find out, of course, but what do you think it would be like if everyone had autism?

 

[AnOminous]

In a way I'm somewhat curious as to what that would be like. I don't really want to find out, of course, but what do you think it would be like if everyone had autism?

Pretty much a complete fucking disaster. Autists can't even get along with normies going out of their way to get along with them. They'd all be flipping out screaming and squeaking at each other. Society would collapse. It would be basically the end of civilization.

 

[millais]

I was about to say I wouldn't trust an autist with the nuclear launch codes, but some of the math savant types might actually be kind of handy for accurately memorizing the codes instead of storing them on some "secure" server where they are vulnerable to cyber-attack

 

[polonium]

It would be like Japan only with less sex

 

[AA 102]

It would be like CWCVille

 

[nacklstheplatypus]

It would be like Japan only with less sex

Wouldn't a world of autists have a skewed gender ratio? There would probably be more men than women.

Also I entered the question into google and found this http://adayinourshoes.com/ways-the-world-would-be-awesome-if-half-of-everyone-had-autism/ .

This person's definition of awesome is a little off to say the least.

 

[Ntwadumela]

We'd have more shitty Sonic recolors in the world

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

Female Chris-Chan would exist, for real. Anime would be mainstream. There'd be sensory rooms in public everywhere and adult playgrounds.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

End of sapient life on Earth. Good.

 

[Postal Dude]

@Autphag
Aspergia, anyone?

 

[300mm]

If everyone has autism, no one has autism.

 

[Cthulu]

It'd be a lot like Kiwifarms

 

[nacklstheplatypus]

Female Chris-Chan would exist, for real. Anime would be mainstream. There'd be sensory rooms in public everywhere and adult playgrounds.

What exactly are sensory rooms?

 

[Cthulu]

What exactly are sensory rooms?

Stimming rooms for autistics

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

I remember reading a Tumblr post where someone said that even though vaccines don't cause autism, even if it did than they would welcome the idea of a world where everyone had autism.

In a way I'm somewhat curious as to what that would be like. I don't really want to find out, of course, but what do you think it would be like if everyone had autism?

"I have no doubt everyone got along well. If you put 100 retards in a room, there's going to be a lot of hugging."
-David Thorne

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

It'd be like this post. http://archive.is/1XdA4

 

[FemalePresident]

I wouldn't be able to handle the amounts of SANIC in the world.

 

[Quijibo69]

I wouldn't be able to handle the amounts of SANIC in the world.

People would be going to church to worship Sanic.

 

[DumbDosh]

The first amendment would be that all hugs are illegal.

And every TV Show would be a variant of the characters from The Big Bang Theory.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Everyone literally does have autism, according to various medical studies we're all on the autistic spectrum somewhere.