What if Goofy did die in Kingdom Hearts 2?

[Overcast]

Would the game, as well as the rest of the series turn out better?

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

It literally does not matter what happens in that clusterfucking shit lol

 

[bebopsingh]

The space time continium would collapse into a black vortex hole, sucking in the whole universe.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

What if Goofy is a dirty homo?

You ever notice how at the end of Kingdom Hearts 3 Mickey and Donald are greeted by Minnie/Daisy and are straight getting ready to lay pipe like a don and his right hand man while Goofy awkwardly stands around (I think it was KH3, I don't play these things. I just watched a DSP This Is How You Don't Play on it at one point, in which he mocked it the whole time which infuriated his infantile fans and detractors)? That's because Goofy is a homosexual.

Yeah, he's got a son, but I doubt Max is really his. Probably gay adopted in the hopes Mickey would eventually come around and leave Minnie to start a family with him.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Kingdom Hearts is one of the most autistic things mankind has ever produced.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Goofy is the most powerful character in the entire franchise. He just pretends to be normal to not make other characters feel useless. He is superman on steroids without the weaknesses. He could destroy the entire multiverse in an instant if he wanted to.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

I don't know.
I'm only aware of KH only for those Aqua coomers.

 

[DiceindaMirror]

He'd probably go to hell.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I can't even begin to fathom that depth of soul-rending drama.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

He'd join the Xehanort hivemind.

 

[zero-who]

What if Goofy is a dirty homo?

You ever notice how at the end of Kingdom Hearts 3 Mickey and Donald are greeted by Minnie/Daisy and are straight getting ready to lay pipe like a don and his right hand man while Goofy awkwardly stands around (I think it was KH3, I don't play these things. I just watched a DSP This Is How You Don't Play on it at one point, in which he mocked it the whole time which infuriated his infantile fans and detractors)? That's because Goofy is a homosexual.

Yeah, he's got a son, but I doubt Max is really his. Probably gay adopted in the hopes Mickey would eventually come around and leave Minnie to start a family with him.

Goofy had a wife. She fucking died.