What if Humans Didn't Poop?

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What if instead of pooping, humans evolved to gently excrete their waste products through their skin at a very slow but constant rate throughout the day?

Would this improve society?
 
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Imagine taking your daily shit and smearing it evenly across your whole body. That's how much shit would be produced by your pores throughout the day.
Now imagine that were the result of constant flow rather than a single event.
Finally imagine everyone's doing that all the time.

That's what it would be like.

[Edit: there's also the question of indigestible solids but we can set that aside for now.]
 
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I would but if the poop were to leak into my worst enemies coffee everytime.
 
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Penis Drager 2.0 said:
Imagine taking your daily shit and smearing it evenly across your whole body. That's how much shit would be produced by your pores throughout the day.
Now imagine that were the result of constant flow rather than a single event.
Finally imagine everyone's doing that all the time.

That's what it would be like.
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To be fair, if evolution had gone that way, you'd think humans would have evolved to grow a higher tolerance to it, if exposed almost constantly.

If not, society would have talked about this innumerable times throughout history and come up with with something to deal with it or mitigate it. It would be written in poems "The soil that comes out of the skin".

Kind of like body odour, which is still problematic, but this being a constant flow no matter how (initially) clean you are, even without doing exercise or sweating much.

Also yes, indian joke.
 
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