What if humans had rat tails?

[GratsTheat783]

Would it be an improvement?

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

no.

 

[Farsided]

Only if it's prehensile.

 

[Forever A Loner]

Its just more skin that can be used for phalloplasties. Just sacrifice a small bit of the tail for a new penis. So yes, this will help humanity profusely.

 

[Farsided]

Its just more skin that can be used for phalloplasties. Just sacrifice a small bit of the tail for a new penis. So yes, this will help humanity profusely.

If you remove the bones, you can even make balloon animals out of it!

 

[PositiveMonk]

Its just more skin that can be used for phalloplasties. Just sacrifice a small bit of the tail for a new penis. So yes, this will help humanity profusely.

How many penises could one make out of their rat tail? Can I have 4 dicks?

 

[Forever A Loner]

How many penises could one make out of their rat tail? Can I have 4 dicks?

you can have over 9000 penises.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

people would hate pants, all craks would be visible

 

[GratsTheat783]

Just to add some more detail, the tail matches each person's skintone.

 

[OrionBalls]

I had one in the 90's. I'll vote NO! I think the mullet I had from bangs and growing my hair in the back might have been better. Or, the pixie I got after.

 

[MTN Dew Rat]

Yes! Look how cute they are :3