What if I could sell troll insurance to lolcows?

[TroonsDid911]

Rules say no trolling plans, but what about planning for when someone gets trolled? Would each type of lolcow come with different insurance packages? What kind of services would be offered in a package? Should I charge extra for Halal coverage?

Trying to come up with a viable business model for this.

 

[Ophelia Jones]

Lolcows are pretty retarded but even they wouldn't buy an insurance from someone with your profile picture.

I'd recommend approaching them with a more friendly profile picture like this:

 

[Very_sad_man]

Would it be a genuine service or scam, like all insurance is? Sir, you have paid only for basic coverage (twiter, reddit), not for extended 4chan/kiwi farms pack LMAO

 

[Retink]

The only service you can offer is to pat them on the head and say "there, there, it's not you, it's the whole Internet that are alogs." after they fuck up.