What if Jesus came down from Heaven, just to call you a fag?

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

The clouds part, a pearl staircase with gold lining drops before you, Jesus descends this staircase and says "Lol youre gay!" then proceeds to ascend the staircase.
What is your reaction?

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

a pearl staircase with gold lining

That’s some Liberace level shit. Any nigga with one of them is definitely on a steady diet of dick’n’bawls so who cares what the faggot says

 

[Nicholas Gur]

Takes one to know one.

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

I would shrug it off and ask him to clarify what he was doing between the ages of 12 and 30. That's a pretty big gap in his resume..

 

[Tablet County]

Thank god I don't believe in god otherwise I'd have to believe that the creator put me on this Earth to be a faggot.

 

[Axiom.]

Take him to a back alley to see who the real faggot is.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Are you talking about the guy who had his buddy Thomas finger his holes?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I'd say "Based, but please forgive me."

 

[dick brain]

I don't have to take that from a man who jacks off on all fours.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged did it first.

 

[DankSmoker]

Compliment him on his dress and ask if he wants me to comb his hair.

 

[PonderosaPete]

Y-you too

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Well I do suck cock so he'd be correct. At least I don't have a staircase of pearl and gold, that's pretty fuckin' gay.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Your dad made me this way

 

[Kosher Dill]

On the one hand it probably means I should stop being such a gigantic fag.
But on the other hand, that would mean giving up the only thing Jesus ever personally recognized me for.

 

[Not A Bunny]

The far more likely explanation is that someone is trolling me. I'd shrug and move on with my life.

 

[Carmen The Aids Rabbit]

You know you fucked up when the son of God has to personally tell you how much of a faggot you are and how there's a new special place in Hell being built just for you

 

[Mimic]

I would die from laughter then fall to hell still laughing

 

[Le b0wski]

This is like that dungeon in D&D where people steal the adamantine door. I'd steal part of the pearl gold staircase.

 

[Spud]

I'd ask him if he uses the holes from his Crucifixion to jerk off, on behalf a friend of course.