What if Josh Moon revealed himself to be a rat in disguise?

[GratsTheat783]

He renames his show to RATI, Rat at the Internet, would you accept him for who he is?

 

[The Strongest Haaton]

If he ever gets rid of my dopamine stickers, I'll get him with one of these.

 

[Johnathan Readit]

Moon is a stupid last name. You'd expect some loser bad guy from a crappy western to be named Moon. Like, "We caught ol' Jebediah Moon tryna poison the waterin' hole. And he done dadgum did almost got away with it 'cept'n' he done mixed up the poison with his whiskey 'n drank it."

 

[THE SUPREME ONION]

wheres the disguise

 

[dick brain]

I would make it rain on him with a pack of kraft singles while he does the Rat Dance.

 

[DankSmoker]

He does seem neurotic about cheese and as we all know from Wallace and Gromit the moon is made of cheese. Maybe it's a ratatouille scenario where its controlling a pudgy unremarkable man.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Well that would explain his eye placement.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

given how large he is, I'm going with Capybara

 

[Passacaille]

Josh is a chubby cheeked hamster boy.

 

[BallsMcLongDong]

I'd torture him with a little thumbtack. And then I'd put him in a jar with a little rat girlfriend and make him recreate romance scenes from famous movies with her for his daily cheese ration while I filmed it. And I'd be rolling in cheddar.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

The man-things must not know-learn the truth-truth!

 

[peachlover669]

But what I wanna know is where's the caveman!