What if pee was called "Un-Poop"?

[Cats]

Well?

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Then I would be un-pooping in your mouth for sexual gratification.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

what if poo was called "ass jizz" or "bum piss"?

 

[Not a bee]

What would a fart be?

 

[equinsu_ocha]

What would a fart be?

fecal burp.

 

[The Ugly One]

Then what do I call it when I suck the poop back into my butthole?

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

fecal burp.

God damn it. I will never be able to hear the word "fart" without immediately thinking of fecal burp. It's pretty fucking funny.

 

[equinsu_ocha]

God damn it. I will never be able to hear the word "fart" without immediately thinking of fecal burp. It's pretty fucking funny.

I'm glad to have brought you joy.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Then what do I call it when I suck the poop back into my butthole?

This is the question. "Un-poop" is confusing because it implies a negation of pooping, and because technically everything on the planet that isn't poop is un-poop.

What about calling pee "Poop Lite?"