What if Sonichu is real and he really actually took over Chris and did those horrible things?

[Just A Butt]

Guys, guys, guys.

This is how Chris can still win.

 

[Divine right to rule]

What do you mean with "what if"? That's what happened.

 

[Big Ruski]

Naw it was Bob, like in Twin Peaks.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Sonichu would never fuck chris's mom. Sonichu is fucking pure as hell compared to his creator. He didn't ask to be turned into a fucking electric hedgehog pokemon by the perfect chaos monster rainbow, and he loves his wife and kids. He's Chris' fall guy, obviously.

 

[Tism the Return]

I heard they call that the Sonichu defense at law school, works like a charm.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Damn straight he did.