What if: StarTard

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What if LOLcows formed a space mercenary team in the Star Fox universe?

Which LOLcows would be on it? What kind of adventures would they have? How would StarFox/StarWolf/Andross react to them?
 
The "Star fox"- The Amazing Atheist.
Reason: The same reason he's captain of cow ship. He's he only cow that'd make a decent leader.
The "Falco"- Parkourdude91
Reason: He's a smug bastard who might be useful, but you still need to bail his ass out occasionally.
The "Peppy"- Chris
Reason: In terms of lolcows, he's an old grizzled veteran now. He's not competent enough to be a leader, but he knows what it's like to be a cow, and could give advice to the newer younger cows.
The "Slippy"- Ulillilia
Reason: Yeah, he's annoying and may come off as useless, but he actually knows some interesting shit that the others don't know.(Slippy designed the Blue Marine and the Landmaster)
The "Kat"- Pixyteri
Reason: If PK ever banged her I could see her clinging to him.
 
I liked your thread about Chris being raised by fluttershy better
 
The Fox: Anthos the Crimson Impulse aka the Unknown Autobot (He tried to a "troll buster" and even tried to be a leader of said group plus he has an OC whose some half-robot half-organic autobot space pirate so why not make him leader.)

The Falco: Moleman9000 (His "work" involves space aliens in some alternate universe that has things like demons and heaven and stuff.)

The Slippy: A-Log (Would he really in any way be useful for the team other than being the punching bag for enemies? Instead of making the land-rover, he would end up making fan-fiction involving him and Star Fox characters that he would want to get his hands on.)

The Peppy: Chris (Like Pikonic said, Chris would be a veteran since he was a lol-cow before these guys.)
 
c-no said:
The Fox: Anthos the Crimson Impulse aka the Unknown Autobot (He tried to a "troll buster" and even tried to be a leader of said group plus he has an OC whose some half-robot half-organic autobot space pirate so why not make him leader.)

The Falco: Moleman9000 (His "work" involves space aliens in some alternate universe that has things like demons and heaven and stuff.)

The Slippy: A-Log (Would he really in any way be useful for the team other than being the punching bag for enemies? Instead of making the land-rover, he would end up making fan-fiction involving him and Star Fox characters that he would want to get his MANOS on.)

The Peppy: Chris (Like Pikonic said, Chris would be a veteran since he was a lol-cow before these guys.)
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Falco is way to cool to be Molaaay.
 
Fschmidt would be Pigma Dengar.
 
Saney said:
Fschmidt would be Pigma Dengar.
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The armies of Andross consist of Love-shys, SJW's, and Wizards.
 
Saney said:
c-no said:
Saney said:
Fschmidt would be Pigma Dengar.
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The armies of Andross consist of Love-shys, SJW's, and Wizards.
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So who else would be in StarTard Wolf?
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Star Wolf: Amazing Atheist ( He would lead the group)

Andrew: It has to be someone related to the Andross

The Leon: ParkourDude

The Panther: A lol-cow who thinks he's a chick magnet.

Someone may as well fill those blanks or make a better list because mine doesn't seem to be that good.
 
c-no said:
Andrew: It has to be someone related to the Andross
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Considering that she used the name Andria Kilgore for close to a decade, let's try DrMusic2 for this.
 
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