What if the president started masturbating at the podium during a press conference? - How would the world react?

[Alex Hogendorp]

And what would the headlines be?

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Laugh

 

[Moths]

"President gives a suprisingly touching interview. But not in the way you'd think"

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I'd wish Kamala won

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Cummander in Chief: President holds more than a press conference

 

[Caralho]

Biden masturbated in front of the nation, here is why that's a good thing

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

If D:
Stunning and brave demonstration by the president shows his commitment to sex positivity and fighting back against puritan societal stigmas.

If R:
Disgusting display by cum-ander in chief violates common decency and federal law. Impeachment proceedings pending.

 

[Uncle Phil]

I wouldn't care about world/media reactions any more than i do already but I'd privately be thinking "Goddamn boss move. Nice."

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

frankly, I'm surprised neither Biden nor Trump have done it already, they're both old as shit

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Presidents don't jerk off in the press room. They get laid in the oval office.

 

[Achtung Bitter]

'President Biden falls asleep during press conference, has seizures during sleep', something along those lines.

 

[Pruto]

It would mean I somehow became president.

 

[Waifu Days]

Did it interrupt a show I was watching?

 

[ForgedBlades]

Luna/Boebert 2028

 

[stares at error messages]

I guess he's about to announce his only fans.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Trump's small hands would make his dick look massive