What if there were deadly months?

[Caveman]

June is Pride Month. July is Greed Month. August is Lust Month. September is Envy Month. October is Gluttony Month. November is Wrath Month. December is Sloth Month.

 

[Caveman]

You niggers can’t appreciate the greatest concept ever conceived in human history.

 

[Farsided]

Wrath & Sloth already are celebrated in february.

 

[Justice Tony]

Why is August lust month? Wouldn't it be February?

 

[Burning Bridge]

I misread this as deadly moths and was disappointed to find something much less interesting.