What if we discovered an entire planet like India? - Aka. The biggest shithole discovered in the space agency.

[Alex Hogendorp]

What are the chances of them invading us?

 

[Staticness]

“Okay, now point the telescope AWAY from San Francisco.”

 

[Moths]

we develop planetkillers very quickly

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Does this planet also have Indian wildlife? Or is it just a giant desert filled with jeets and shitting streets?

Don't want there to be any elephants killed.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I'm just imagining a 60s sci-fi movie called "Journey to the Shitty Planet (presented in Technicolor)"

 

[Albino Sasquatch]

 

[Local Farmer]

“PLEASE SAR, REDEEM THE HYPERDRIVE, YOU STUPID TERRANBITCH FUCK, YOU MOTHERFUCK YOU MUST REDEEM THE WARP, HEY YOU DO THE NEEDFUL AND SEND THE STARCRYSTALS”