What if you lived in a opposite universe where cats and dogs ate Chinese people?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Could you imagine? Lol

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Pitbulls do.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Pitbulls do.

Pitbull is Cuban, not Chinese.

"Armando Christian Pérez was born on January 15, 1981, in Miami, Florida, to Cuban immigrant parents."

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

my dogs don't like Chinese food

 

[Johnathan Readit]

Will the cats and dogs also be making shoes and cellphones?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Will the cats and dogs also be making shoes and cellphones?

Don't be ridiculous. Cats and dogs don't have thumbs.

 

[Johnathan Readit]

Tons of Chinese people in those shops don't have thumbs.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Don't be ridiculous. Cats and dogs don't have thumbs.

they do have a "thumb" just not an opposing one like humans. The dewclaw on their front legs. So yes they wouldn't have the dexterity to manufacture phones & would spend all day chewing shoes it is erroneous to say they don't have thumbs.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

they do have a "thumb" just not an opposing one like humans. The dewclaw on their front legs. So yes they wouldn't have the dexterity to manufacture phones & would spend all day chewing shoes it is erroneous to say they don't have thumbs.

Trust me, bro. Cats and dogs don't have thumbs. They got paws.¹

¹Source - Paw Patrol

 

[Pagan Min]

Since it's Opposite World, I'd be sitting around marveling at all the bats getting Covid from people...

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Since it's Opposite World, I'd be sitting around marveling at all the bats getting Covid from people...

Bats do have thumbs so they'll be able to put their tiny masks on. They'll be okay.

 

[RacistComputer79]

Taiwan would be safe. Create a barrier of cats and dogs.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Don't be ridiculous. Cats and dogs don't have thumbs.

Some cats have thumbs.

 

[rel=alternate]

In that world, I might be curious enough to try me some Chinese.

That is, if it's been ethically sourced and fed and free range. Don't give me one of those rachitic Chinese raised on antibiotics without ever standing on their hind legs.

 

[User names must be unique]

In that world, I might be curious enough to try me some Chinese.

will you live in the pod too? dirty bug eater.

 

[Second Alter Ego]

The chinese place in town got shut down for serving cats they caught in the back alley
Somehow they are back in business like it never happened
It still tastes like cat

 

[Patrick Not-Star]

I'd go to my job at a Ford factory in Detroit.