What if you were homosexual but had no idea?

[Shiversblood]

Okay so let’s say that you were actually homosexual, but you honestly had no idea. What would you do? Would you immediately just start having tons of anal sex with homosexual men? Would you honestly start having tons of cocks slammed into your anus? Would you become a flamer? Or would you hide your sexuality? Would you stay, “on the down low?” Meaning not telling people while having sex with men. Would you not have sex with men and just never have sex again? Or sex constantly with homosexual men?

 

[Lolcow Imperium]

id kill myself like op should.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

How can you don't know?

 

[A Welsh Cake]

I must have impossibly high standards then.
Men are ugly.

 

[Joe Swanson]

the only thing missing from the OP is "asking for a friend"

 

[Orion Balls]

So what, like "But I'm a Cheerleader", or something? Are you requesting a trip to a conversion camp to try and figure yourself out? You could always start a GoFundMe.

 

[Red Hood]

the only thing missing from the OP is "asking for a a man named Trent"

FIFY

 

[DocHoliday1977]

If you are living your life being defined by who or how you screw a person, you've lost in life.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

I would have sex with the anus of a man named Trent.


EJACULATE!

 

[SiccDicc]

Probably be hatched on Tumblr.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

"A hole's a hole, as long as there's a little heat in there"-- Frank Rizzo

 

[Blue_Snow]

I think I would know after I fucked a few guys.

 

[Wraith]

I'd change my name to Bryan Bash and go to Mike Pence for conversion therapy.

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

this reminds me of the time when Ferdinand I, Czar of Bulgarien, was looking out of a window when Emperor Wilhelm II came behind and slapped his caboose so hard that birds on the trees outside flew away. Ferdinand I was furious and demanded an apology, but the chad Wilhelm would not apologise. It makes me wonder: was Ferdinand I gay because he tempted Wilhelm but just didn't know it?

edit: That wasn't a joke btw. Ferdinand got revenge on Wilhelm by giving a valuable arms contract to a French company instead of the German one he was supposed to give it to

 

[Diesel]

Oh I have an idea.

 

[The Real SVP]

What if you were a dog and never noticed?
Asking for a friend.

Spoiler: Also...

 

[Tim Buckley]

It's the other way around dude, you start slaming cocks into your anus FIRST and THEN you realize you're homosexual while the seven black cocks are simulatanously ejaculating in your face. After that I was sure I was kinda bi-curious.

 

[Catnip Smokes]

You just need to believe, OP.

I'd change my name to Bryan Bash and go to Mike Pence for conversion therapy.

 

[Kirito]

I would seek out the anus of a man named Trent.

 

[Monika H.]

I don't know.
Since I've impregnated my wife and I enjoyed it, I think it'd be a shock to me as well.