What if your ancestor showed up and told you to have sex? Would that be proof that Five Nights at Freddy’s real?

[Gorgar]

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[Skitarii]

My ancestor is smiling at me, gorgar

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

But I can't have sex outside of marriage! That's illegal!

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Sorry. I don't know German, Bulgarian, or Gaelic. Can you repeat that in English?

 

[Circular Square]

Depends on which ancestor. If I start hearing mongolian throat singing in the middle of the night, I don't think that would prove the Bite of '87.

 

[Mayor Adam West]

It wouldn't prove fnaf but it would prove that my inability to get bitches is hereditary.