Containment What If?

[normankrasner]

what if Chris played baseball for the 2005 KC Royals?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris accidently ran over Barb when he was trying to run over Snyder?

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris was a professor at some prestigious college?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a professor at some prestigious college?

He'd be a white version of Sherman Klump.

What if Chris joined Scientology?

 

[Marvin]

What if Chris joined Scientology?

He'd get kicked out for not having any money.

 

[Zorceror44]

He'd be a white version of Sherman Klump.

What if Chris joined Scientology?

It would be the least crazy thing he's ever done.

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris lived on an island in the middle of nowhere off the coast of South Africa but still had internet access?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris lived on an island in the middle of nowhere off the coast of South Africa but still had internet access?

He'd dub the island as Christoria.

 

[Zorceror44]

What if Chris went back in time and became his own father?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris went back in time and became his own father?

It'd explain why Bob was such a horrible father.
What if Chris became a driving instructor?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

It'd explain why Bob was such a horrible father.
What if Chris became a driving instructor?

I don't think he'll keep students for very long on account of the smell, his anti-social behavior, and less than stellar driving record.

 

[normankrasner]

What if Chris played pro football for the 2008 Detroit Lions?

 

[Hyperion]

What if Chris played pro football for the 2008 Detroit Lions?

Chris would fumble in his pants and do nothing.

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris was bitter, misanthropic and spent most of his time on /r9k/?

 

[Detahramet]

What if Chris was bitter, misanthropic and spent most of his time on /r9k/?

He'd fit right in.

What if Chris was far more intense lolcow, instead of a surprisingly adjusted lolcow?

 

[Muncie Anderson]

What if Chris made a movie about his life story?

You'll be able to find it (and at least a dozen more copies) for a dollar in the DVD bin at any dollar store once it goes to home video.

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris lived in Long Island?

 

[CatParty]

What if Chris lived in Long Island?

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/strikerwolf1-moonfaced-kkk-loving-babyfur.11831/

 

[HG 400]

What if bees?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris got a license to use a gun?