Containment What If?

What if Chris worked alongside Phil Burnell (darksydephil) and Dobson to form a coalition called the League of Oppressed Lolcows (LOL) in an attempt to combat the trolls?
 
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What if Chris owed debts to Jabba the Hutt?

Chris would forget about the debt, and a pissed off Jabba would hire some bounty hunters to hunt him down. Boba, Bossk, Dengar, etc. would coming knocking at Chris' door, and a stressed out Chris would shit his pants and do nothing.
 
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What if Chris guest starred in a Nostalgia Critic review?
 
It would suck more than usual.
Unless the NC was reviewing The American Rabbit. Watching Chris tard rage as NC rips the movie a new asshole would be awesome.

What if Chris was an early 1700s pirate who tried to start a mutiny against his captain?
 
Those aliens would grow tired of his bitchiness and then horrified when they attempt to anal probe him resulting in them dropping him off and avoiding earth all together.

My same question.
 
What if Chris was the first Human to be discovered by aliens?

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