what illusions can be employed to make your lower regions look larger?

[Forsaken Wanderer]

 

[OrionBalls]

Date children.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Rub some hot sauce on it.

The reaction to the capsaicin will cause swelling which will plump up your pumper!

Plus your woman (or man) will love the taste.

 

[Laburnum]

Ever hear of jelqing, buddy?

 

[Albino Sasquatch]

Shrink the rest of your body.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

tell her to measure it from the base of your butthole.

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

Send an unsolicited picture of a ten inch penis

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Date children.

Are you okay?

 

[Marc]

Push your groin fat in with a ruler.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

Lose weight.

 

[spacko]

Make sure you employ an angle that shows your face and then post it here before you do anything drastic