What is it with whores and lemons?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Everytime I turn my back on my beloved lemon tree, some whores steal a few. Why do whores like lemons so much?

 

[Dysnomia]

Lemon can be used to remove fishy smells.

 

[electric mouse]

Those lemon-stealing whores probably wish that they were lemons.

If you were a lemon, I'd put you on my shelf and cherish you like I cherish all our lemons.

 

[Retink]

Hire a eunuch to guard the lemons or you'll never have peace.

 

[Akashic Retard]

The power of lemon both freshens and disinfects!

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Lemons are expensive. I recommend not letting branches hang over fences within easy reach or in an open unsecured compound. Get a squad of pit bulls for lemon tree defence

 

[Lucky Jim]

Because of legends that lemon juice kills sperm after sex, and keeps the vagina fresh smelling; in reality it throws the pH level out of wack, leaving the dumb bitch more vulnerable to infection.

 

[William "Billy" Eilish]

Lol I just noticed your custom title after reading this thread a couple days ago. You played us all like fiddles touché