The only clothing you're allowed to wear is clothing you purchased from Walmart. ensure they are work out and if possible make it clear you had been using the back of your shirt to wipe your ass crack
You're supposed to close the door to the changing room after switching out your soiled undergarments with a new package, leave the packaging in the change room so that they can properly count it as shrinkage
if you change your mind or open a frozen or refrigerated item to consume, leave the remainder in the children's toy aisle so that the smell draws the children in to stress test their digestive system
If you see an item where the packaging shows a picture of it's contents, open the packaging to ensure it matches the picture then toss the mess aside
