What is Seattle like?

[Shmidty Werbenmanjenson]

So I signed up for some generic manual labor work with a friend, who told me it was in Washington. Now I figured it was in the ass end of nowhere, East Washington. Turns out a week before I head out, that the project is in Seattle.

Not on the outskirts of Seattle, not in the forest way away from people, actual Seattle. I was also promised an unheated barn to live in, and now I'm dubious about the barn. Are there barns in Seattle? I have never spent more than 24 hours in a large town, and am used to the zero degree bag and a fire, or a shack. Whats Seattle like?

Should I pack my grease gun, or my nugget?

 

[Pargon]

It's in a coastal US state. It belongs in the fucking ocean after being stripmined of natural resources and having its collective populace ground into mulch.

 

[Meat Poultry Veg]

I've been there. It's a smaller, but crazier San Francisco.

 

[Kacho]

Seattle is a fucking hellhole, bro. The price of being in Seattle is constant vigilance. Be on the lookout for piles of shit, used needles, roaming herds of hobos, gang members, deranged danger hairs, and smug bicyclists.

Check out the Navy Museum if you get a chance though.

 

[Shmidty Werbenmanjenson]

Seattle is a fucking hellhole, bro. The price of being in Seattle is constant vigilance. Be on the lookout for piles of shit, used needles, roaming herds of hobos, gang members, deranged danger hairs, and smug bicyclists.

Check out the Navy Museum if you get a chance though.

I am, or have been, at least three of the things you listed. But I will check out the museum.

 

[Cat Menagerie]

If you're into weeb shit, go to Kinokuniya Seattle.

 

[WeeMars]

Gay as fuck dude

 

[Shmidty Werbenmanjenson]

This is a short summary
Seattle Is Dying

Sorry friend yerr link is garbage.

 

[Jason Wynn]

It's an even more pozzed Portland. Think of every millennial stereotype you've ever heard. Picture the typical Williamsburg hipster fag and shrieking harpy with cotton candy colored hair. That's the average person in Seattle, just add more homelessness, extremist leftism and trash tier drugs.

 

[The Last Stand]

If you have back problems, I heard the Seattle air can do wonders for that.

 

[Sam Losco]

Sorry friend yerr link is garbage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpAi70WWBlw

 

[Pargon]

It's an even more pozzed Portland. Think of every millennial stereotype you've ever heard. Picture the typical Williamsburg hipster fag and shrieking harpy with cotton candy colored hair. That's the average person in Seattle, just add more homelessness, extremist leftism and trash tier drugs.

Also, tent cities. What, small business owner? What, private citizen? You don't appreciate 200 homeless camped just off your doorstep? Well fuck you, bigot.

 

[ICametoLurk]

According to the Ironmarch leaks there's a lot of actual Nazis there.

 

[Shmidty Werbenmanjenson]

Also, tent cities. What, small business owner? What, private citizen? You don't appreciate 200 homeless camped just off your doorstep? Well fuck you, bigot.

I mean I've already spent years living outta tents, but there usually is good reason. Felling contract, brushing contract, working beeyards, burning mountains, hunting, searching for meteorites, I can't imagine doing it in a city.

Where do you shit? The best part about being in a tent is you are absolutely alone, often to the level of it being a hazard to your health. A Tent City seems like an oxymoron.

 

[Pargon]

Where do you shit?

Starbucks. It's also where they bathe, in the sink, as it's now against Starbucks company policy to kick out loiterers.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

I am, or have been, at least three of the things you listed. But I will check out the museum.

Three? I would think being a pile of shit and used needles would be enough for anyone. You're just overcompensating.

 

[Shmidty Werbenmanjenson]

Three? I would think being a pile of shit and used needles would be enough for anyone. You're just overcompensating.

My bike is genuine hot shit. Hope it doesn't get stolen.

 

[Syaoran Li]

According to the Ironmarch leaks there's a lot of actual Nazis there.

Given that it's fucking Seattle, I can't say I'm surprised one bit.

Portland was crawling with Neo-Nazis in the 80's and 90's, and even though Rose City Antifa rules that city with an iron fist, I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of them simply went ghost and are simply keeping a low profile. In fact, I'd say Antifa's control over Portland has likely increased the population of closeted far-right and white nationalist sympathizers.

The Aryan Brotherhood got started in California, as did their main "recruitment farm" gangs, the Nazi Lowriders and Public Enemy Number 1

 

[The Cunting Death]

Seattle is turning worse and worse thanks to the LGBT culture and plain gentrification, to the point where I'm actually getting depressed about it. People are assholes, it's getting overcrowded (especially with assholes), the weather can be depressing during Fall and Winter, and drug abuse is at an all time high.

HOWEVER, the other cities in Western Washington are still pretty good. I still like hanging out in Tukwila when I have the chance, even with the depressing weather you can still find ways get comfy as fuck here. Leavenworth in the Winter is one of the most beautiful places on earth, and there's a few great Retro Video Game importing stores you can find too.

t. someone who grew up in the general area

I also forgot to mention there are barns in Western Washington but none in Seattle itself as far as I'm concerned.

 

[Kacho]

Also, tent cities. What, small business owner? What, private citizen? You don't appreciate 200 homeless camped just off your doorstep? Well fuck you, bigot.

The homeless settlements in Seattle make the term 'tent city' seem like an understatement.