What is something YOU KNOW but no one will believe you if you tell

[Open-Source Dodonpachi]

The earth is hollow

 

[thumbless]

The lack of effort in your OP.

I take that back, it's easy to believe.

 

[MoonMare]

Null is George Soros, Kiwifarms is a Bilderberg psyop and OP is not homosexual.

 

[DDR Yoga]

Ted Kaczynski was not only The Zodiac but also responsible for a slew of other unsolved crimes and the FBI are making headway on it. He signed off as 'Zodius' in some coded letters pertaining to multiple murders in the north east and the Feds recently solved one. It revealed Ted's name. It's just a case of building the evidence now. This info is out there and I'm amazed the media haven't picked it up yet.

 

[Chilson]

Null is George Soros, Kiwifarms is a Bilderberg psyop and OP is not homosexual.

The first two I buy, but that last point...I am sorry that is just too unbelievable.

 

[User names must be unique]

Bill Murray once tackled me to the floor and stole my hamburger, he escaped running on all fours like a dog with my burger clenched in his mouth

 

[Screamer_2]

I know about that thing you did that you feel ashamed about and try and forget. Yet I will not forget it.

 

[Dick Mason]

I know tae-bo. I'm a purple belt. No one would believe me because no one knows what that is. They'd think I was talking about a kind of chinese food.

 

[The Last Stand]

Nobody on here would believe my race since they cannot see me.

 

[ArnoldPalmer]

This is more past-tense, but I learned about PRISM and Stellar Wind (direct source, actual files and documents, not word-of-mouth) 5 years before Snowden dumped his docs to the press. Learning about those programs quite literally made me the person I am today, which is to say, a person who hates the government and has massive trust issues.

Nobody believed me then, and people don't even care now. It's kind of a moot point. Now I know how all of those time travelers who tried stopping 9/11 feel.

 

[Lemmingwiser]

No one here would believe I'm more handsome than brad pitt.

Tbf, nobody who's seen me believes it either.

 

[Jex]

Oh I’m not going to say, you wouldn’t believe me if I did.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Iraqi soldiers had better food then the American soldiers during the wars.

 

[dick brain]

MG/MGS series is soft disclosure.

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

My penis is of average length.

 

[Punished Mirabeau B Lamar]

I know that they are coming for you, prepare yourself.

 

[umami's milk]

dog farted not me i swear

 

[Butterschmalz]

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

The world really is run by Satan-worshipping pedophiles, and the Antichrist will rise from among them.

 

[Gargamel]

That with Jews, you usually don't lose.

Most Jews have better things then to fuck over random individual goyim.