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Words of wisdom.Immediately invite them into your mancave. If they feel uncomfortable about it, push them harder until they comply. Don't clean up, don't open any windows - ensure your musk forms a heavy aromatic blanket that envelops her the moment she enters. Once she has caught her breath, immediately start talking about the kiwi farms and the cwc incest scandal. Don't let her interrupt and casually block the door while you monologue.
You can thank me later.
Non-Joke answer addendum: Maybe don't go full on "come to my home" on the first date. I also believe that food, especially home made food, is a great thing to bring on a date if you're serious about getting to know the person. However I'd suggest making something you can bring along that is simple but surprisingly delicious. I'd suggest this, from personal positive experience, unless you know your date hates mustard and/or tomatoes.Non-joke answer: Invite her to your house/apartment for a home cooked meal. If you can't cook and your house is a mess you have bigger problems. One of my longest relationships started when I cooked her homemade chicken fettuccine alfredo with roasted brussels sprouts. Did the noodles right there in the pasta maker. Other than that the meal cooks itself which lets you go on autopilot and talk to her while you work. The chicken breasts don't need to be pretty since you'll be slicing them up and smothering them in sauce. Just rub them with a little kitchen pepper, throw them in the oven and then get your roux started. The brussels sprouts can just be cut in half and tossed in olive oil then sprinkled with salt and pepper. It's a delicious and balanced meal that even a toddler could make.
Guess I should also clarify something. Don't ask for a date with total strangers and they won't think you're Ted Bundy when you invite them over.Non-Joke answer addendum: Maybe don't go full on "come to my home" on the first date.