What is the best activity or place for a first date?

Immediately invite them into your mancave. If they feel uncomfortable about it, push them harder until they comply. Don't clean up, don't open any windows - ensure your musk forms a heavy aromatic blanket that envelops her the moment she enters. Once she has caught her breath, immediately start talking about the kiwi farms and the cwc incest scandal. Don't let her interrupt and casually block the door while you monologue.

You can thank me later.
 
Immediately invite them into your mancave. If they feel uncomfortable about it, push them harder until they comply. Don't clean up, don't open any windows - ensure your musk forms a heavy aromatic blanket that envelops her the moment she enters. Once she has caught her breath, immediately start talking about the kiwi farms and the cwc incest scandal. Don't let her interrupt and casually block the door while you monologue.

You can thank me later.
Words of wisdom.
 
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Ice skating. Very few people seem to know how to do it. Just learn how to stop, do a spin, and look comfortable on ice. Your partner ends up gripping your arm close for support and it gives you a chance to talk and laugh when the adrenaline rush of almost falling kicks in. Buy a cheap pair of figure skates at Play it Again Sports and they'll even sharpen them for free for you so that you don't have to rent hockey skates.
 
Non-joke answer: Invite her to your house/apartment for a home cooked meal. If you can't cook and your house is a mess you have bigger problems. One of my longest relationships started when I cooked her homemade chicken fettuccine alfredo with roasted brussels sprouts. Did the noodles right there in the pasta maker. Other than that the meal cooks itself which lets you go on autopilot and talk to her while you work. The chicken breasts don't need to be pretty since you'll be slicing them up and smothering them in sauce. Just rub them with a little kitchen pepper, throw them in the oven and then get your roux started. The brussels sprouts can just be cut in half and tossed in olive oil then sprinkled with salt and pepper. It's a delicious and balanced meal that even a toddler could make.
 
Non-joke answer: Invite her to your house/apartment for a home cooked meal. If you can't cook and your house is a mess you have bigger problems. One of my longest relationships started when I cooked her homemade chicken fettuccine alfredo with roasted brussels sprouts. Did the noodles right there in the pasta maker. Other than that the meal cooks itself which lets you go on autopilot and talk to her while you work. The chicken breasts don't need to be pretty since you'll be slicing them up and smothering them in sauce. Just rub them with a little kitchen pepper, throw them in the oven and then get your roux started. The brussels sprouts can just be cut in half and tossed in olive oil then sprinkled with salt and pepper. It's a delicious and balanced meal that even a toddler could make.
Non-Joke answer addendum: Maybe don't go full on "come to my home" on the first date. I also believe that food, especially home made food, is a great thing to bring on a date if you're serious about getting to know the person. However I'd suggest making something you can bring along that is simple but surprisingly delicious. I'd suggest this, from personal positive experience, unless you know your date hates mustard and/or tomatoes.

On a second or third date, totally what the jew bear says.
 
Related, but not exactly answering the question:

I would always advise getting to know the person before asking them out, through whatever medium you’re most comfortable in. That way you can screen out the crazies and maladjusted, since they can’t hide it forever.

As a side note, dating sites are incredibly shit and you’d be better spending time meeting new people organically.

Actual answer: If you ascribe the the above, they shouldn’t really be uncomfortable coming back to your house unless you’re a creep.
 
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