What is the best beer?

Steel Reserve, now some will say malt liquor isnt a beer, well they had their time, get fucked up, find a tranny in your room, kick they/them out, drink more, find yourself downtown asking random tourist chicks for pussy, get rejected, drink more, find yourself at your door again unable to open it because you left your keys on your counter, drink more, break a window to get inside, and after youre inside realize your keys are in that little pocket int the pants no one uses. drink more. post this.
 
I used to be in a band with a pretty serious brewer and one time he brought a breakfast-themed homebrew to practice, it had maple sugar and a bacon tincture and probably some other stuff I'll never remember. Fucking delicious, best beer I've ever had. Unfortunately being a homebrewing enthusiast he went on a bender and forgot how he made it. I wish I was joking.
 
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