what is the best kind of shit

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Daddy's Angry Juice

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1. the one that's just a solid log with no struggle
2. 'The Shotgun' where as soon as you hit the bowl it just comes shooting out
3. 'The String Cheese' where it comes out thin for a long time.
4. 'The Rocket' where there are several violent farts that come out, much like a rocket ignition, followed by a 'shotgun' shit.
 
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I use a special contraption made with a garden hose and a funnel to insert uncooked white rice into my colon to give my poops a unique texture and grittiness that's just a little extra compared to the poops nature gives me. It's got good grip and it's like a massage, internally. I'll admit it's probably not for the amateur pooper but those who are like me and who are serious about toilet time greatly appreciate the sensations.
 
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“A solid, fiberous piece of shit, Straight up
A big, meaty piece of shit.
Balanced diet, lots of fruit and vegetables.
Would honestly float in the water, which is a sign of good health.”
 
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the one where you use forceps to gape your asshole in such a way the shit just drops out leaving no need for wiping thus allowing you to go on with your day the second it hits the bowl.
 
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The best kind? The type that crushes your enemies, causing them to be seen driven before you so that you can also hear the lamentation of the women...
 
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