what is the best way to come out as tradcath based redpilled looksmaxxer to my parents?

[peachlover669]

i want to finally stop hiding in the closet but im just such a sigma lonewolf doomer that its hard to express my feelings of based tradcath ideology.
how did you guys get the people in your life to accept you for the redpilled pheromone maxxer that you truly are?

 

[dick brain]

Ask that twink who came here doomposting about how incels were right and looksmaxing works and then gradually revealed himself to be genuinely actually diagnosably schizophrenic.

 

[Peep Plops]

nail yourself to a cross in their front yard

 

[Moths]

Tell them you still don't have a job.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

First you need the right outfit

 

[Hellbound Hellhound]

It would probably be easier to just tell them you're gay. They probably wouldn't notice the difference, and they'll have an easier time explaining why they aren't going to get any grandchildren from you.

 

[ShahOfIran1979]

Give them a printed out image depicting them as the soyjaks and you the chad

 

[Dyn]

What, and spoil the surprise when they see you on the news shooting up a school?