What is the best way to troll your boss without getting fired?

[DerKryptid]

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

But... but... you need to have a job first before you can troll your boss!

 

[Just A Butt]

stab him in the heart with a letter opener, he would totally laugh

 

[winterfag]

put your balls in his mouth

 

[Just A Butt]

fuck his wife

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

My brother would randomly fax his boss an entire sheet of black construction paper from a number he couldn't connect him to. He used up so much ink it was absurd.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Agree to work on New Years eve and quit the day before.

 

[Nig Kang Theory]

Go through a very ugly and open MTF transition in the workplace. It's the perfect troll- you can cause your boss and coworkers endless annoyance, inconvenience and embarassment and they won't be able to raise any complaints about you out of fear for being labeled bigots. They will also be forced by HR to watch nearly endless tolerance PSA's, wasting dozens of hours and possibly causing them to second guess their sanity. Bonus points if your boss is female, because she will likely be silently fuming that you're allowed to go spinny all day while she must remain professional.
Objectively speaking, this is probably the biggest troll one could pull off without being fired. Maximum damage, minimum accountability, and practically no behavior is off limits.

 

[MG-34]

Write bad reviews on the internet of your company and use your boss's name while claiming anonymously he said the nigger word.

 

[glass_houses]

I had a Thai boss at one point, and I discovered that ghost, horror, and supernatural stories freaked her right out, but she'd rather die than admit it. I had HP Lovecraft audiobooks and creepypasta ripped from YouTube on permanent repeat from then on out. When we were working late and it got dark outside, I could almost see the hair on her arms standing on end.

 

[Zebedee]

I had a Thai boss at one point, and I discovered that ghost, horror, and supernatural stories freaked her right out, but she'd rather die than admit it. I had HP Lovecraft audiobooks and creepypasta ripped from YouTube on permanent repeat from then on out. When we were working late and it got dark outside, I could almost see the hair on her arms standing on end.

You’re a complete cunt, but very well played.

Also I once put two double shots of spiritus (95% alc. vol) into my bosses coke instead of regular vodka, namely by tearing off the label and passing it off as my own brewed creation and they bought it.

 

[Billy Beer]

Male or female boss?

 

[Mr. Bung]

Pee in their coffee. Just don't let them see it.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Change your pronouns to something hard to remember and awkward to say.

 

[DerKryptid]

Pee in their coffee. Just don't let them see it.

Made me think of this

 

[PFM]

Go through a very ugly and open MTF transition in the workplace. It's the perfect troll- you can cause your boss and coworkers endless annoyance, inconvenience and embarassment and they won't be able to raise any complaints about you out of fear for being labeled bigots. They will also be forced by HR to watch nearly endless tolerance PSA's, wasting dozens of hours and possibly causing them to second guess their sanity. Bonus points if your boss is female, because she will likely be silently fuming that you're allowed to go spinny all day while she must remain professional.
Objectively speaking, this is probably the biggest troll one could pull off without being fired. Maximum damage, minimum accountability, and practically no behavior is off limits.

If your boss is female you have to constantly confide in her about "girl problems" and blame your period for everything

 

[General Tug Boat]

If they have an heart condition hide their medication. The look on your bosses face will be priceless!

 

[lurk_moar]

Make a lot of stupid, careless mistakes on purpose.

 

[totallyrandomusername]

Quit right when the company has lost several other people in your department. It will cause his soul to die.

 

[Niggernerd]

Shit in his coffee mug and tape pictures of your anus in his office.