What is the better option if you're getting raped

[Little oak tree]

if that happens, is it better to dilate or to contract your anus?
Asking for a friend.

 

[Chi-com Soldier]

Poop.

 

[Thunk Provoker]

I think contracting to make the rapist cum faster so it ends quickly.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Contract and violently spin to one side to rip the rapists dick off.

EDIT: This is not a amateur move. I've perfected this technique after dozens of rapings. During each rape I would think, "how could I prevent this from happening to me".

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Anal vore the rapist.

 

[The Luigi Player]

Wait which rape we talkin about

either way, the better option is to bomb it.

 

[Table Country]

Just don't get raped, idiot.

 

[MrTroll]

Sing the song "Rape Me" by Nirvana, ironically.

 

[JethroTullamore]

If I remember right, Brock Samson once clenched his butt cheeks so tight it crushed the penis of the guy raping him.
So try that.

…….or was that a fanfic? I dunno.

 

[winterfag]

If I remember right, Brock Samson once clenched his butt cheeks so tight it crushed the penis of the guy raping him.
So try that.

…….or was that a fanfic? I dunno.

No you're thinking of the time the pirate did a cavity search of his ass, it was his arm that he crushed, while using his body to beat down the other guy

 

[Akashic Retard]

Someone once said, if you're about to get raped, offer the guy a handjob instead as a compromise.

 

[Soycast Guy]

Rape him instead.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

You're only getting raped because your mind is in a negative space. Embrace the penetration. Become one with your assailant's member. Give in. Submit. Relax, you might like it.

 

[DumbDude42]

you know how some high ranking nazis carried emergency cyanide capsules at all times so they could quickly kill themselves in case of capture?
you should do the same, except instead of cyanide you carry extra strong laxatives, so in case of rape you can use it to immediately give yourself extreme diarrhea and shit all over the rapist in order to kill his boner and make him go away.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Pretend to be into it to deprive the rapist of his full satisfaction.

 

[Filthyphil]

Inform him that today's pitchers are tomorrow's catchers

 

[Table Country]

you know how some high ranking nazis carried emergency cyanide capsules at all times so they could quickly kill themselves in case of capture?
you should do the same, except instead of cyanide you carry extra strong laxatives, so in case of rape you can use it to immediately give yourself extreme diarrhea and shit all over the rapist in order to kill his boner and make him go away.

That could backfire. You can never know what rapists are into. Asides from rape, obviously.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

there are two kinds of people, those who rape, and those who are raped. if you dont want to be the kind who are raped then you have to be the other kind.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

If you really want to resist, and don't care that your rectum could become detached, clench.

If you want the best chance of minimal damage to your rectum, relax.

you know how some high ranking nazis carried emergency cyanide capsules at all times so they could quickly kill themselves in case of capture?
you should do the same, except instead of cyanide you carry extra strong laxatives, so in case of rape you can use it to immediately give yourself extreme diarrhea and shit all over the rapist in order to kill his boner and make him go away.

How well those capsules work is overrated. It isn't instantly fatal. Cyanide has to be in a gaseous state to be rapidly fatal. The capsules in question actually contained Hydrocyanic Acid. It is actually a rather strong acid, rather good at reacting with most organic compounds. That is why the capsules had to be glass. Goering is a good example. He bit the capsule, and the acid ate through his mouth and the side of his face before he died. His last few seconds were pure agony, feeling his flesh dissolve. It's still too bad that Nazi fuck didn't hang though.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

If you really want to resist, and don't care that your rectum could become detached, clench.

If you want the best chance of minimal damage to your rectum, relax.

Remember to keep saying, "Dear God, make me a bird, so that I can fly far far far away from here."