What is the correct way to hold a hot dog that you are eating? - Subtitle (Optional)

[Calandrino]

Bun on left, dog on right?


Bun on right, dog on left?


Dog on top, bun on bottom?


Or other, please specify?

 

[Tablet County]

The crane; hold it from overhead.

 

[Miller]

There's one with your hands tied but I think it's a bit gay.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

very similar to how you would hold a burrito.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

If it has topping like cheese, chili sourkraut etc. Bun down dog up but if it plain or has stiff condiments like yellow mustard basically vertical

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

Same as corn on the cob

 

[dick brain]

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

in your hand ya retarded cunt

 

[fake farts]

Like this, toobz.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

You make a small cut on the tip and suck all the meat out of the inside like a normal human.

 

[Mound Dweller]

If you're eating dogs you are chingchongese and I should not be associating with you.

 

[Raven of the Burning God]

There is Religious Guidance on this matter:

https://principiadiscordia.com/book/11.php

Further explicated in the parable of Kissing Hank's Ass:

https://spot.colorado.edu/~huemer/hank.htm

 

[Johnathan Readit]

 

[How It's Hated]

over in cali wali's central vali they wedge the dog between couch cushions and go at it with their hands tucked down the back of their pants. this is known as the "immodesto" and only sissies try to protect the upholstery.
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