What is the first post ever on the Kiwi Farms?

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Of the million plus posts on the Kiwi Farms, which one is the first post?

 

[Prehistoric Jazz]

ARCHÆOLOGY

 

[walnut]

https://kiwifarms.st/posts/1

 

[KittyGremlin]

I've said my piece and I will be stepping back from this point. I do not wish to become the Supreme Glorious Leader of the board and its users

- Future Supreme Glorious Leader, 2013

 

[$80 Nude Haircut]

https://kiwifarms.st/posts/1

Null complimenting the userbase is the strangest thing I have ever seen (except maybe his "don't tread on me" phase.)

 

[Character from a movie]

https://kiwifarms.st/posts/1

Wow
He seemed so... cheery

 

[Least Concern]

What was the first one that had the hard R in it?

 

[R00T]

What was the first one that had the hard R in it?

Newfag here lemme lay it on you:
I might've messed up but this was the oldest I found using an advanced search:
By Judge Holden and I think he's still around?

 

[Elaine Miller]

https://kiwifarms.st/posts/1

I don’t know why this feels sad to read now