What is the gayest thing you've done?

Once when I was a young boy, my friends and I made a bet and I was the loser. I had to walk around town in a dress and a wig. If that wasn't embarrassing enough, a limo pulled up and Jeff Epstein rolled down his window and told me I was very pretty and asked me if I wanted to make some money modeling. Well, of course I wanted to make some money. Penny whistles and yo-yos didn't grow on trees!

So I get in his limo and we go to the airport. ""I thought I was going to do some modeling, where are we going?" I asked.

Uncle Jeffy (that's what he said to call him) told me we were going to his magical island for fun magical adventures.

Well, we went to the island and there was no magical adventures. There was lots of cock sucking and I was the one doing all the work! Other stuff happened too. My therapist tells me to just put it behind me and move on with my life but every time I take a shit my asshole falls out. That makes it hard to forget.
 
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