what is the most romantic thing you’ve done for your partner?

[Osama Bin Laden]

this could either be extremely wholesome or terrible

 

[profoundlyunfunnyshitpost]

Busted his crust.

 

[jershs compensation beard]

I took my wife to her family home in the old country. She had not been there since she was young.

 

[The Ugly One]

one time, when I missed the toilet bowl at 4 am, I didn't wake her up to make her clean it for another two hours

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

I made her breakfast in bed once.
It was just toast but it's the thought that counts. Too bad I burnt the toast though

 

[Sean Shemmy]

Partner? I don't want one. Love sucks.

 

[Aljam]

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I made her breakfast in bed once.
It was just toast but it's the thought that counts. Too bad I burnt the toast though

I'm amazed you made toast in bed without setting the bed on fire.

 

[Drip Torch]

Date night at the local Buc-ees gas station.

 

[OrionBalls]

I haven't killed him, yet.

 

[eatler]

this feels like a loaded question....

 

[Not a bee]

paid for speeding ticket