What is the pettiest thing you've ever done in your life?

[Mossad Facade]

When I was younger, my mom used to yell at me that I never washed my dishes. So every time we ate, I would only wash my dishes. She then came to me and said, "Why haven't you washed the dishes?"
I replied, "I did but only mine!"

 

[Just A Butt]

one time i farted

 

[Bongocat]

one time i farted

one time I farted and got really mad about it

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Haven’t done anything notable enough to remember. Not that I don’t have a petty personality, but more that I am not given many opportunities to be petty and then exact vengeance.

 

[Niggernerd]

I fart loud when my sisters around because she hates it

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I got fired from a grocery store late high school. Real petty shit.
Every time I went back with mom, I drank a double gulp and unloaded my bladder all over the toilet paper and floor in the customer restroom.

 

[Beautiful Border]

Probably the time I took money off of a homeless man. He came up to me in the street and asked me for money, I thought "why not do a good deed for the day" so I gave him a pound coin. He thanked me and walked away.

But as he was walking away, it dawned on me that I may have just been swindled by a con artist. What if he wasn't even homeless and I'd just been taken for a mug? How dare this gyppo cunt manipulate me into giving him money? I was furious. I got really mad so I decided I'd con him back. I ran after him and pretended that I just realised I needed the money for my bus fare and asked for the pound back, he apologised and gave it back to me.

The thing is, after he gave the pound back he looked all remorseful and was all like "I'm sorry I might have caused you to miss your bus, take care" and then he hugged me, so in all likelihood he probably wasn't a con artist and was actually homeless after all. Oops.

 

[Ophelia Jones]

One time i had a falling out with someone in real life and they unfollowed me on Spotify so i unfollowed them back.

that was probably the gayest pettiest thing that has ever happened to me

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Got my friend's yt channel deleted, probably

 

[Billy Beer]

Poured out half of a full bottle of mouthwash and pissed in it. It was a clear piss, so you couldn't tell the difference.

 

[seri0us]

Got my friend's yt channel deleted, probably

story?

 

[Bells]

Regularly troll my partner's ex's stream

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

story?

I'm an angry bitch.

 

[AnnLurker]

Probably the time I took money off of a homeless man. He came up to me in the street and asked me for money, I thought "why not do a good deed for the day" so I gave him a pound coin. He thanked me and walked away.

But as he was walking away, it dawned on me that I may have just been swindled by a con artist. What if he wasn't even homeless and I'd just been taken for a mug? How dare this gyppo cunt manipulate me into giving him money? I was furious. I got really mad so I decided I'd con him back. I ran after him and pretended that I just realised I needed the money for my bus fare and asked for the pound back, he apologised and gave it back to me.

The thing is, after he gave the pound back he looked all remorseful and was all like "I'm sorry I might have caused you to miss your bus, take care" and then he hugged me, so in all likelihood he probably wasn't a con artist and was actually homeless after all. Oops.

Good god you are a fucking disgusting piece of shit. It's one thing to not give to the homeless, it's another thing to take it fucking back after giving it away. You god damn scum.

There, that was the most petty thing I've done in my life, calling you living shit.

 

[DerKryptid]

One time I gave some nigger the autism react cause he called my post gay

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Some bitch tried to get me fired so I left bad reviews for her shitty self-published book on Amazon.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Donated some fish pieces to a teacher's car during the summer because she kept getting angry at me for not doing homework

 

[Tsurubami Senri]

i became an dannganronpa and jojo fan once.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Let a kid in high school borrow one of my CDs and he never gave it back, so I stole his GBA.

 

[Broseph]

Let a kid in high school borrow one of my CDs and he never gave it back, so I stole his GBA.

Story time?