what is the plan when null dies?

By the time Null dies, advanced civilization will probably be over, unless the trannys get to him prematurely. In which case the successor will be determined through Trial By Stone

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Forums are never better once they change hands. It's so pervasive it even applies to forum software (ie, vbulletin/xenforo).

This is completely true. I have never seen a forum pass ownership and the forum actually got better.

His deadman switch goes off, and the database will become publicly accessible if you buy the $KIWI crypto. token.

This is probably more "Dead Hand" in the CCCP sense than a "Dead Man" switch. A dead man switch causes something to shut off when the operator dies. With regard to the "Dead Hand" plan by the CCCP, if someone assassinated the top members of the CCCP politburo, the nuclear missiles would automatically launch. So even with a "dead hand" at the console, it would guarantee that the other side would have no hope of survival even if they weren't the ones that killed the owner of the hand that is now dead. A sort of "I'm dead, we might as well take the rest of the world with us" fail deadly plan. The west only found out about this after the fall of the CCCP. I guess it's a good thing we never tried to assassinate them.
 
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Null's left instructions that his body will be covered in a mixture of a couple dozen European cheeses, all his coins and Chantel fat to fully persevere his body. As for the forum he hasn't left any note, I don't know maybe useful mistake or AnOminous will use there legal knowledge and evil lawyer mind powers to claim the site.
 
Kraft Heinz is going to buy the domain the microsecond after the monitor flatlines and they're going to turn this place into an American Cheese appreciation forum.
 
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