What is your favorite method of dispersing crowds?

[Doji]

Mine is hosing them with a firetruck.

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

Grad

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Mine is trying to have an in depth discussion of my hobbies and interests.

 

[Doji]

Grad

That's going to disperse their body parts.

 

[MrTroll]

Saying "I'm a kiwi".

 

[Lathe]

A loud fart while maintaining eye contact.

 

[MachoMan]

Flashbangs to the balls

 

[BONE_Buddy]

A whiff of grapeshot.

 

[Doji]

Flashbangs to the balls

That is really unfortunate.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Tactical nuclear strike. It disperses the crowd into a nice dust that slowly floats back to earth.

 

[Soycast Guy]

Walking into big crowds in a city and coughing. Looks like a ghost town after.

 

[Meat Target]

A bulldozer

 

[MadStan]

Talking about Jesus and the Bible.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Flamethrowers!

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

My farts

 

[Jason Wynn]

FUS RO DAH!

 

[SevenEightNine]

I announce that I have farm chores that could use doing.

 

[Moths]

Not bathing

Alternatively, explaining why my autistic take on something is right

 

[Doji]

Not bathing

Alternatively, explaining why my autistic take on something is right

You can also not bathe and autistically explain why it's the right thing to do.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

Huff some ground black pepper until you look and sound like you have the flu before leaving the house or car and walk awkwardly as though you have body aches. Rub fresh crushed garlic on your armpits and neck to get the point across to the braver people who remain in close proximity. Wear a clip-on bluetooth speaker and blast In the House, In a Heartbeat for best effect.