What is your ideal man? - Miserable piles of secrets need not apply.

[Alligator Alcatraz]

When you envision an ideal man, what do you think of?

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

someone who is in between the venn diagram of 'is hot' and 'will stab me'
unfortunately those circles are very far apart.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

You may not like it, but science says this is an accurate representation of the ideal man.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

 

[Lucky Jim]

your dad

 

[PUTIN MAKES ME HORNY]

Vladimir Putin

 

[Shidoen]

My ideal man is me, double the shitposting.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

John Wayne (Unironically)
Fox Mulder (If written consistently)
Joshua Graham (Honest Hearts)
Andrew Jackson (President)