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What's the story that always comes to your head when people ask you this?
I'll spill some of mine if you spill some of yours.
I'll spill some of mine if you spill some of yours.

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I'm holding you to that.I'll spill some of mine if you spill some of yours.![]()
Holy shit, I am shaking.I'm holding you to that.
There was this one time I went into this dark tunnel approaching dusk with my cousins in a playground. We were all 10-ish at the time and this was in a church playground in a very very bad neighborhood, just blocks away from aunt's house.
Surely, we were brazen to even approach, but we couldn't resist more fun (we were quite bored, you see). And so, before the sun set, I took notice of the tunnel, speaking in my mind, "These are just like the ones at my elementary school! One more for the road!" And quickly dove in, laughing all the way, refusing to hear the cries of concern each of my cousins had let out, "No! Don't!"
But it was too late.
I emerged, unaware and tilted over to them with utmost curiosity.
"There's dog shit in there." One of them pointed back.
I freak, almost about to vomit, before noticing, not a speck was on me. It was only then I knew ghosts were real and it was the spirit of my long lost ancestor protecting me from a traumatizing experience. And then I vowed to live up to that promise. Hence why I'm on Kiwi Farms now.
True story.
Except for that last part. Or was that the only true part? Spoooooky.
once got shot at during a drug deal at a shady ass hotel and that spooked me pretty bad
When I was in elementary school, I met and shook hands with Jared Fogle during a tour he was on, speaking at schools to teach kids about the values of eating healthy. I don't know if he was ever into guys (all I've read about his legal troubles involved young girls) but it still fascinates me today.
i learned a lot of things that day.I'm glad you're okay. Your picture entertains me to no end.
Could be ball lightning.In 2011, I was camping with a group in the Boundary Waters, which is a large wilderness area in northern Minnesota/Canada.
One night we were sitting at the campsite, when we all noticed this spherical ball of light hovering just above the tree line on the opposite side of the lake. It was an extremely intense white light, perfectly round, and seemed to be vibrating. Before any of us could open our mouths to ask what the hell was going on, it seemingly teleported along a horizontal line to the north end of the lake. I'm not joking, it moved there quicker than the blink of an eye.
It hovered there for a few seconds, and then shot straight into the sky and disappeared, like the Enterprise engaging warp speed.
I'm not bullshitting or exaggerating any of this, we all saw it. I guess it wasn't really "scary" but it was freaky as hell. UFOs exist. I've seen one.
once got shot at during a drug deal at a shady ass motel and that spooked me pretty bad
i wasn't hit. i was in my car when someone on the second floor of the motel popped a round off at me. i don't know how close he was to hitting me and i really don't want to know.Pleased you are OK dude. Were you hit? I was once shot at but he missed. Even that was a very, very scary experience.
I remember once my boyfriend at the time, his brother, my friend and I went out mudding in the Upper Pennsula of Michigan. Spent the whole day drinking and hitting all the backroads and having a blast. It's starting to get dark and harder to see the trails so we decided to head back home. Sure as fuck we end up getting a flat and no one packed a spare. While we're waiting there I go ahead and call my mom and let her know what's going on and where I'm at and she goes dead silent. I'm asking her what the fuck is going on and she goes "Baby, I want you to stay in the car and don't get out for anyone. There was a prison escape in Kinross and they can't find the guy." I'm scared right the fuck out and I end up locking myself and my friend up in the truck until help got there. I got called a straight up bitch for what I did but fuck it things could've been alot worse.
You'd probably enjoy that kind of story too much though.And here I thought this was going to be a story about you being stalked here by... you know who.