What Is Your Tumblr Identity? - Self-diagnosis is the latest trend!

[~ Drama Llama Ding Dong ~]

Imagine for a moment that you are in a dark phase of your life and you actually become a Tumblrina.

It's a dark thought, I know. But bear with me as we engage in this social experiment.

What is your Tumblr identity? Are you the goth no one understands? The weeb who only watches mainstream anime shows? The weapon enthusiast who only collects katanas? The furry who was caught yiffing at the last convention?

You get the idea.

If you are brave enough to engage in the social experiment...leave a reply.

 

[RG 448]

Ovaclese Maxinemus, trans-flexible depression anxiety otherkin non-binary female ask me about my death note oc, “Ovaclese Maxinemus, trans-flexible depression anxiety otherkin non-binary female the Hedgehog” do not steal

 

[ES 148]

Vraxxkxks-chan~~<3, Yandere Simulator fan, fakes stuttering in written text, spams tildes, constantly fluctuating between female, demigirl and gay male

 

[AnOminous]

I want to troon out and turn into plebcomics.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I am the elitist otaku weeb who only watches obscure, less popular shows and flood those tags with long-ass paragraphs of how a show like The Guyver is problematic just because of an attempted rape scene in the last episode ruining what was otherwise a decent sci-fi gorefest (oh wait, the gore's bad, too, because the aliens are the victims). All while I spam glamorous .gifs of D from Vampire Hunter D because vampires/dhampyrs are sex gods and I am just super thirsty over his sexy hat.

 

[Alca]

Godkin

 

[Ravelord]

Bone-kin, also gobletsexual and stressingmaniac.

 

[Paralethal]

I identify as a AGM-154 Joint Standoff Weapon.

 

[RIP_SANITY]

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

 

[Paralethal]

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking exceptional but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

...father?

 

[AnOminous]

Bone-kin, also gobletsexual and stressingmaniac.

Fuck you and your tempting goblets. You're triggering my PTSD.

 

[~ Drama Llama Ding Dong ~]

Ovaclese Maxinemus, trans-flexible depression anxiety otherkin non-binary female ask me about my death note oc, “Ovaclese Maxinemus, trans-flexible depression anxiety otherkin non-binary female the Hedgehog” do not steal

Wew, that's a mouthful.

Vraxxkxks-chan~~<3, Yandere Simulator fan, fakes stuttering in written text, spams tildes, constantly fluctuating between female, demigirl and gay male

Stuttering in written text is an interesting one. I'm glad that I have never encountered this. But kudos to the Tumblrinas who take the effort. :')

I want to troon out and turn into plebcomics.

Is plebcomics your preferred pronoun? :')

I am the elitist otaku weeb who only watches obscure, less popular shows and flood those tags with long-ass paragraphs of how a show like The Guyver is problematic just because of an attempted rape scene in the last episode ruining what was otherwise a decent sci-fi gorefest (oh wait, the gore's bad, too, because the aliens are the victims). All while I spam glamorous .gifs of D from Vampire Hunter D because vampires/dhampyrs are sex gods and I am just super thirsty over his sexy hat.

JesuOtaku, is that you? :')

Godkin

God of this world/ dimension, another world/ dimension, or both? Gotta keep things straight. :')

Bone-kin, also gobletsexual and stressingmaniac.

Sounds reasonable, as far as Tumblr goes.

I identify as a AGM-154 Joint Standoff Weapon.

Don't we all?

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking exceptional but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Your story is beautiful and inspiring. Hopefully others will inspired to become attack helicopters too after reading such a riveting piece of literature.

...father?

Dat plot twist though.

 

[Alca]

God of this world/ dimension, another world/ dimension, or both? Gotta keep things straight. :')

Ahriman, Zoroastrian god of Destruction. Might as well keep things Consistent and unheard of, in true tumblr fashion.

 

[ES 148]

doubleposting has been sent to its grave

 

[~ Drama Llama Ding Dong ~]

Ahriman, Zoroastrian god of Destruction. Might as well keep things Consistent and unheard of, in true tumblr fashion.

An excellent choice, I must say.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Genderfluid demisexual with BPD and a closet full of shoplifted goods. FUCK CAPITALISM

 

[Terror Rism]

i'd become a true octuple poster just like my grandpa

 

[~ Drama Llama Ding Dong ~]

Genderfluid demisexual with BPD and a closet full of shoplifted goods. FUCK CAPITALISM

Truly a rebel, breaking down all of those societal barriers. Rock on space cowboy.

 

[~ Drama Llama Ding Dong ~]

i'd become a true octuple poster just like my grandpa

Gotta carry on dat family legacy.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Pansexual Autigender fan of Assigned Male.