What Jew would you bang?

Solution
One that won’t accuse me of a hate crime for Holocausting her pussy.
Edit: Can’t forget it ain’t a Hate Crime if I loved it!
Ben and Abby Shapiro.

e: oh also the jew from House M.D.
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Perhaps just Abby?
 
Jewish women scare me because it would probably be great when you were actually together and she was happy with you (especially since her family is loaded) and I've secretly always kind of wanted a Jewish family since their get togethers seem pretty bangin' and matza is alright, but their women yell a lot and what happens if/when things go sour? Her dad's a highly paid neurosurgeon, her mom is the chief financial officer at the Anti Defamantion League, her uncle does the books for the chief of police, all three of her brothers are lawyers and her sister is married to the city mayor's campaign manager. You're going to be so fucked.
 
Jewish women scare me because it would probably be great when you were actually together and she was happy with you (especially since her family is loaded) and I've secretly always kind of wanted a Jewish family since their get togethers seem pretty bangin' and matza is alright, but their women yell a lot and what happens if/when things go sour? Her dad's a highly paid neurosurgeon, her mom is the chief financial officer at the Anti Defamantion League, her uncle does the books for the chief of police, all three of her brothers are lawyers and her sister is married to the city mayor's campaign manager. You're going to be so fucked.
It’s worth the tap
 
Jewish women scare me because it would probably be great when you were actually together and she was happy with you (especially since her family is loaded) and I've secretly always kind of wanted a Jewish family since their get togethers seem pretty bangin' and matza is alright, but their women yell a lot and what happens if/when things go sour? Her dad's a highly paid neurosurgeon, her mom is the chief financial officer at the Anti Defamantion League, her uncle does the books for the chief of police, all three of her brothers are lawyers and her sister is married to the city mayor's campaign manager. You're going to be so fucked.
You can play the Uno reverse card and troon out.
 
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