What Kind of Penis Do You Like?

[Mariposa Electrique]

A. Color
No darker than pink

B. Size
7 inches plus

C. Nature
UNCUT

D. Hairs
Good Amount

E. Smell
CLEAN

F. Girth
Thick

G. Veins
Lots


What's your favorite?

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

faggot

 

[b0x]

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

I like my penis because its mine and I couldn't fuck op's mom without it

 

[JethroTullamore]

I prefer a good old fashioned rainbow dragon Dick myself.

 

[Snuckening]

bent

 

[TFT-A9]

what is a prnis

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

what is a prnis

Opposite of a vngina.

 

[TFT-A9]

Opposite of a vngina.

is that what they're calling stinkditches now

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

is that what they're calling stinkditches now

Only if you have trouble typing.

 

[TFT-A9]

Only if you have trouble typing.

it is a lot quicker to type tbh

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

it is a lot quicker to type tbh

Glad you straightened out your penis in the title.

 

[catcult_empress]

A hard one.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

your dads boyfriend has a bit of a thigh slapper according to your mum

 

[Oddjob OTP]

Innie

 

[Screw Danlon]

I’m partial to my own.
Based on reviews, so are 1 or 2 other people.

 

[Amphotericin B]

I feel bad judging something a person can’t control so I judge the owner of the penis, not the penis itself.

It needs to be clean and attached to someone I like. It also needs to be a white guy penis because I have a preference that makes me literally Hitler (according the the rest of the internet).

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

If I really had to choose... the ftm flesh pringles tubes would probably be my preferred type

 

[TFT-A9]

Glad you straightened out your penis in the title.

How to fix bent ducks in one easy step

 

[Lucky Jim]

your dad's