What kind of stories would be told if there was a spin-off site of KiwiFarms but it has every single user as a baby version of their avatar?

[Gorgar]

title

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Baby version of my skeleton avatar?

Also obligatory "Rugrats" theme

 

[Gorgar]

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

Um. Clay Puppington as a baby sounds horrifying. I would rather scream.

 

[Retink]

Baby version of my skeleton avatar?

I think that's a corpse that just started to go cold?

Edit:
Also as close as I could find of a baby version

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

bepis

 

[Soycast Guy]

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Nobody is posting ideas.

Here's one, "Tony Smith: Kid who puts his lips on the drinking fountain, Wore his shirt backwards, Eats boogers, Has cooties"

 

[AMHOLIO]

Babies can't type. We also already attract degens like flies, no need to expose kids to that.

 

[SCSI]

Baby SCSI:



Ideas:

Kevin Gibes tweets "Circle circle, dot dot, now I have my cootie shot!"

The Tranch is a cardboard fort, and the "herd" is a random collection of small neighborhood dogs they've run off with.

Mike Lindell isn't selling pillows, he needs them for nap time at preschool.

"The Jimquisition" is produced on a Fisher Price tape recorder, and played for a live studio audience of mommy and daddy.



"Articles & News" is strictly for posting Sunday newspaper comics. Please tell me I'm not the only one in this thread old enough to have looked forward to those every week as a kid.

Reddit wasn't shit yet so there's no "Reddit General" Community Watch thread.

 

[mister meaner]

Picture the rugrats but with Meaner Jr.